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Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Airlume combed and ring spun cotton _ softer and more durable than standard cotton, pre-shrunk so it stays true to size wash after wash.

Lightweight at 4.5 oz. _ breathable enough for all-day wear, whether that's a standup or a six-hour debug session.

Fitted cut with a retail silhouette _ Relaxed, comfortable silhouette that fits most body types with ease.

Built to Last

Reinforced durability _ Double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves — built to hold up to repeated wear without losing its shape.

Seamless collar _ Quarter-turned collar construction means no awkward center crease, just a clean neckline that stays that way.

Tear-away label _ because nobody needs scratchy tag reminders that they're wearing a shirt.

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30-day money back guarantee - If it's not right, we'll make it right. No drama.

Printed and shipped in the USA - International orders ship from print partners close to you so your shirt arrives faster.

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Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001, our favorite premium tee for developers. Incredibly soft, lightweight, and comfortable enough for everything from standup to late-night debugging.

We believe the best developer shirts should be more than a funny idea on a cheap tee. That’s why every design is printed on a premium shirt you’ll want to wear long after the joke gets a laugh.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We're based in Monument, CO. Shirts are printed in the US — Florida and Texas — and because developers exist everywhere, international orders ship from print partners close to you.

Do you ship internationally?

Yes, we ship worldwide. Bad commit messages are universal. Rates vary by location; see our shipping policy for details.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes, you'll get a tracking number by email once your order ships. Stalking your package is completely normal behavior here.

What materials are your products made of?

Bella + Canvas 3001. Soft enough to wear through a five-hour debug session, fitted enough to actually look good doing it. Check each product page for specifics.